Step Brothers Quotes that Will Make You Laugh

 

 

  Step Brothers is a classic comedy which follows two immature adults (Will Farrell and John C. Reilly) who still live at home and are forced to live together when their parents get married. Here are some of the funniest quotes from the movie.

1.) “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Dale Doback

 

2.) “I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figure it out.” — Dale Doback

 

3.) “Gotta have my boats and hoes!” — Dale Doback

 

4.) “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” — Dale Doback

 

5.) “You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.” — Derek

 

6.) “Did we just become best friends?” — Brennan Huff

 

7.) “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan Huff

 

8.) “You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.” — Brennan Huff

 

9.) “I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.” — Derek

 

10.) “Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!” — Dale Doback

 

11.) “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.” — Dale Doback

 

12.) “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale Doback

 

13.) “Don’t lose your dinosaur.” — Robert Doback

 

14.) “Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” — Dale Doback

 

15.) “Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.” — Brennan Huff

 

16.) “Your drumset is a whore! I tea bagged your drumset!” — Brennan Huff

 

17.) “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” — Brennan Huff

 

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Saturday Night Live: Making America laugh for over 40 years

There are few more staples on American television than Saturday Night Live. For over 40 years it has been entertaining viewers across the country and has become a breeding ground for some of America’s most famous comedic talent.

The show was created by Lorne Michels, who was also the show’s first head writer alongside Michael O’Donoghue.

Saturday Night Live – or SNL as it has been abbreviated to over the years - immediately struck chord with viewers as it lampooned politicians and well-known public figures in a series of monologues, stand-up routines.

The show first aired on October 11, 1975 and its first cast included now-familiar names like Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, who would go to start in the Blues Brothers movie a few years later, Chevy Chase, who would appear in a number of comedy movies, and Jane Curtin, who found fame with Kate and Allie and later Third Rock from The Sun.



During its 43-year run, the show has been filmed at the NBC studio at 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York. It has so far aired 858 episodes and is currently in its 44th season.

Ratings for Saturday Night Live were not available until the late 1980s, although the show was already hugely popular by then. Viewing figures reached their peak between 1991 and 1993 when an average of over 12 million people tuned in each week. They dipped somewhat after that as competing shows and platforms ate into their ratings and their figures dipped to below 7 million for the first time in 2008.

However, given the prevalence of the internet and sites such as YouTube, SNL has rallied in recent years and still enjoys relatively healthy ratings of over 8 million.

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