Funny Dog Quotes to Make You LOL with Your Furry Best Friends

Appreciate your four-legged friend even more with these funny furry best friend quotes.

1. “A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” – Charlotte Gray

2. “A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley

3. “A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.” – Barack Obama

4. “A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” – Helen Thomson

5. “Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones

6. “As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.” – Jean Ferris

7. “Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.” – Unknown

8. “Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.” – John Grogan

9. “Dogs are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.” – Unknown

10. “Dogs do speak but only to those who know how to listen.” – Orhan Pamuk

11. “Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” – Marilyn Monroe

12. “Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted.” – Sian Ford

13. “Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” – Ann Landers

14. “Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler

15. “Everything I know I learned from dogs.” – Nora Roberts

16. “Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” – Unknown

17. “I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” – Bonnie Schacter

18. “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner

19. “I work hard so my dog can have a better life.” – Unknown

20. “If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” – Unknown

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Step Brothers Quotes that Will Make You Laugh

 

 

  Step Brothers is a classic comedy which follows two immature adults (Will Farrell and John C. Reilly) who still live at home and are forced to live together when their parents get married. Here are some of the funniest quotes from the movie.

1.) “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Dale Doback

 

2.) “I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figure it out.” — Dale Doback

 

3.) “Gotta have my boats and hoes!” — Dale Doback

 

4.) “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” — Dale Doback

 

5.) “You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.” — Derek

 

6.) “Did we just become best friends?” — Brennan Huff

 

7.) “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan Huff

 

8.) “You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.” — Brennan Huff

 

9.) “I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.” — Derek

 

10.) “Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!” — Dale Doback

 

11.) “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.” — Dale Doback

 

12.) “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale Doback

 

13.) “Don’t lose your dinosaur.” — Robert Doback

 

14.) “Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” — Dale Doback

 

15.) “Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.” — Brennan Huff

 

16.) “Your drumset is a whore! I tea bagged your drumset!” — Brennan Huff

 

17.) “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” — Brennan Huff

 

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The books that will make every teenage reader laugh

Everybody needs a little humor in life no matter what your age. Laughter helps us feel better in all sorts of ways, whether that’s boosting your mood or just putting a smile on your face. If your teenagers love to read and laugh (who doesn’t), here are the books that will make every teenager laugh.

Laugh Tactic by Patrick King - If your someone who loves to make others laugh or would like to learn a bit of the fact behind it, here is the book to read. Laugh Tactic is full of strategies that break down and analyze all types of humor that’ll you’ll encounter in daily conversation. It’s not about becoming a stand-up comedian, but it does share great punch line, joke setups and much more.

The Last Laugh by Tracy Bloom - Jenny discovers every woman’s nightmare that her husband is having an affair. Her life was already tough with two tricky teenagers, her mother’s constant complaints, pretty bad friends and a job on a downward spiral. And now the discovery of a cheating husband. However, Jenny had had enough and vows to keep this discovery a secret. She takes her life and death in her own hands and decides to live when he was the happiest - in 1996. She plans a 90s themed party in place of a wake that she will attend. But will she be able to keep the secret?

Dinner Party by Tracy Bloom - Three couples take turns for a monthly dinner party: Beth, Sarah, and Marie with their other halves. The girls have been friends forever and now they’re all grown up with busy lives, they find the time to meet each other every month. It’s a cozy gathering with happy couples - or so they thought. One night, as someone brings a last-minute guest whose wife has just left him.

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Five fun facts about MAD magazine

MAD magazine has entertained readers, young and old for almost 70 years, but the recent news that that it would no longer be producing new content and be sold in printed form was a blow to many. Here are some interesting facts about the America humour magazine which you may not know.

1. The magazine was founded by editor Harvey Kurtzman and publisher William Gaines and first published in 1952.

2. The magazine’s mascot Alfred E Neuman became so recognizable that a letter arrived at their offices which had no address written on it, just a drawing of Alfred on it.

3. MAD magazine produced a cover congratulating the winner of the 1960 US Presidential election long before the votes were counted. One cover said ‘We were with your all the way, Jack , as a nod to JFK’s victory, but the cover could be flipped to mark a potential Richard Nixon win.

4. The magazine did not feature advertising between 1957 and 2001. The publishers felt that their satire and lampooning of corporations would make it difficult for them to carry ads from the same sort of companies, so made the decision not to carry real ads. Instead, they published spoof ads before relenting in 2001 due to concerns about the loss of revenue.

5. Attempts at breaking out beyond the printed version of the magazine enjoyed mixed results. A 1974 animated series was canned even before broadcast and a 1980 movie starring Robert Downey Jnr called ‘MAD Presents Up The Academy’ proved such as stinker that MAD publishers insist their name be taken of it.

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Comedy writing is a serious business

British comedian Bob Monkhouse once used to tell a joke that went: “People used to laugh when I told them I wanted to be a comedian, well they’re not laughing now.”

That self-deprecating gag says a lot being a comedian. Although said in jest, it shows that having dreams of making a career as a comedian can often be derided and not taken seriously. After all, few people are naturally funny and many will find it harder still to turn their jokes into a whole career.

You may think that writing complex thrillers or twisty mystery books with complicated plots is the most difficult form of writing, but it is universally agreed that comedy is the hardest genre to write.

It’s about much more than slipping in a few funny lines here or there or shoe-horning in a joke whenever you feel like it.

Laughs must be earned and even the most skilled comedians who rely on quick-fire gags know that there has to be some level of preparation. Here are some key areas you need to consider to make a joke stick.

Context

Make sure the joke you are telling fits into the overall story or subject you are talking about. If it is something people are familiar with, this may be easier, such as what’s been in the news or things people encounter in their daily lives, but you always need to provide context.

Your audience

Comedians might test their jokes out on different audiences to see what goes down well with whom. Always consider the people in front of you or the people you will be reading your material.

Taste

There’s nothing wrong a joke that’s a bit bawdy or pushes the boundaries of taste, you just need to couch it in a way that can get a laugh. If a joke is in really bad taste, you won’t be long hearing about it.

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Laugh and cry with these hilarious rom-coms

Books like Bridget Jones’s Diary show that the search for love is a rich source of humour. Here are a couple of hilarious romantic comedies which will have you laughing and crying in equal measure.

Sorry Not Sorry by Sophie Ranald

Charlotte is a good girl, but where has that got her? Not very far in her own opinion and she suddenly realizes that her quest to find love and happiness is going to need to be cranked up a bit.

So when discovers a podcast called Sorry Not Sorry which encourages women to come out of their shells, she is hooked and decides that is the right motivation to shake her life up a bit.

Charlotte says goodbye to the lazy Netflix marathons and midnight fridge raids and embraces the bad girl in her.

Don’t You Forget About Me by Mhairi McFarlane

Georgina and her new boss Lucas have a past – the only trouble is that he doesn’t seem to remember it.

Georgina still clings to the words Lucas wrote to her all those years ago – I love you laugh. Since then, though, her life has been something of a rollercoaster, with more downs than ups. She had the misfortune to be sacked from the worst restaurant in the world and then found her boyfriend in bed with someone else.

But when her life throws her back into the arms – well, not quite – of her first look, things are finally looking up, right? Well, Lucas has no memory of Georgina and she’s back to square one.

Hilarious and heartwarming, this humorous tale of surviving and finding love.

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Why Laughter Truly Is The Best Medicine

We all enjoy a good laugh, and there’s no doubting that humor can and should be a great way of making life seem a little easier. But, what you probably didn’t realize is that there are very real, very tangible health benefits to finding the funny side of things.

Under Pressure(No Longer)

High blood pressure is a great risk vector for a number of people, as well as a dangerous side effect of stress. However, researchers have demonstrated that regular laughter or exposure to comedy can, in fact, reduce blood pressure over a prolonged period of time.

No More Negativity

This one will seem more intuitive, but it’s true that laughter can help dissipate and alleviate a number of negative emotional states such as anxiety or depression. There have been a number of different studies to have reported these findings, with leading author Bernard Saper suggesting that maintaining a sense of humor can be a positive coping mechanism in a number of different situations.

 

Kickstart Your Immune System

This one you may struggle to believe, but it’s backed up by serious science. Laughter can, in fact, boost your immune system and your body’s defences. One study amongst college age students found watching funny movie increased salivary IgA, and another found laughter can help increase the number of natural killer cells, a form of lymphocyte.

Whether you want to feel better or are just in the mood for something hilarious, www.mediajist.com is sure to have something that’s right up your alley with a wide-ranging selection of comedy and humor related eBooks and audiobooks.