Vacation season is right around the corner and these retirement quotes curated by the Mediajist review team will inspire you to retire happily from your full-time job and kiss your hard work goodbye.
1. “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” — A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
2. “Often when you think you’re at the end of something, you’re at the beginning of something else.” — Fred Rogers
3. “What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? Retired.” — Unknown
4. “People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” — Maya Angelou
5. “We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.” — Winston Churchill
6. “You can’t retire from being great.” — Unknown
7. “I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.” — Unknown
8. “Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.” — Kellie Elmore
9. “When a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money.” — Chi Chi Rodriguez
10. “There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.” — Robert Half
11. “Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.” — Gene Perret
12. “In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keep you aware in the afternoon.” — Unknown
13. “He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.” — Unknown
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